Tuesday, January 30, 2007

See, Mom, You Can Get A Job Doing This. Or At Least an Education.

Or at the very least get yourself a grant from Wizards of the Coast to start or maintain your on-campus RPG.
Which will mean you'll get twice as many hot college girls as before by using your devotion to D&D as a pick-up line... Which is probably a -15 CHA penalty.

"Wow, you just granted me a hardness bonus of +10!"
"Did you just cast 'Enlarge Person'?"
"You're so beautiful I'm stunned for 1d4 rounds."

2 comments:

Dan said...

but I thought all the Role-players were there on Athletic Scholarships?

Flash said...

Only those with STR 14, DEX 16.